wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never...
every month I get happy for about two minutes when I get my period because it means I’m not pregnant and then it’s followed by three days of utter hatred
Why can’t I just shun all exams and play League and Hearthstone all day? What is this ridiculousness with finals.
Pisses me off too because if I do well on my finals I can get all A’s so it’s not even like I can blow them off because I am so goddamn close.
my favorite compliment i’ve gotten at college was from a drunk frat boy who said i had “the body of the girl of his dreams” then paused and held up a hand to stop me from saying anything and continued “…..but the haircut of the boy of my dreams”
Thats the actual best ever
Well the guy I’ve been sleeping with was working tonight so that’s how my mirror lake jump night went.