so my mom is a dispatcher for our town’s police and one time a man called 911 saying that he was with his kid and he...
Absolutely yes, all the way hardcore. That is not an acceptable comparison.
People really need to make girls dresses longer because my ass hangs out of every one unless I stand perfectly still, which obviously isn’t...
I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily
like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”
and they all have shots of tequila in them
who wants to be my business partner